HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN HARASSES MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen assaulting a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about the food. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden became more aggressive. Witnesses claim that Wa